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r/IDOWorkHereLady | "NO MA'AM I'M NOT A MONKEY! I WORK AT THE ZOO!"

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4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Listen to all my reddit storytime episodes in the background in this easy playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_wX8l9EBnOM303JyilY8TTSrLz2e2kRG


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0:00.0

What is going on everyone and welcome back to the pod now before we get into today's episode first of all can you do me a little favor

0:05.6

Whatever platform you're listening on right now go and press the follow the subscribe whatever the button is just go and click here that way you'll be notified when I post each and every day.

0:14.8

Also, if you're feeling super generous,

0:16.2

please give me a five-star review.

0:17.8

That is the best way for me to grow this pod.

0:19.8

Okay, with that being said, thank you. Let's get into the episode.

0:22.6

May I have your attention please. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride

0:37.0

so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

0:40.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

0:47.0

What is going on everyone? Welcome back to my channel. Today I've got three more. I do work here ladies stories which are going to love

0:53.2

Karen thought I wasn't qualified to answer her question this one's from a few

0:57.4

years ago I just found the shirt in my closet and it reminded me I worked in

1:01.3

concessions at a zoo for a while. We were bringing in traveling exhibits during the summer to boost attendance.

1:06.5

This one summer we couldn't get the wildly popular animatronic dinosaurs exhibit.

1:11.1

So instead we got a maze with interactive displays to teach children about the daily lives of chimpanzees.

1:16.5

Ticket proceeds benefited a certain well-known primatologist Charitable Foundation.

1:21.4

Note the maze was placed in an open area near our narrow-gays train station, not anywhere near the chimp exhibit.

1:28.0

For promotional purposes, the foundation gave all of the employee's t-shirts with the name of the maze on.

1:33.1

Unfortunately, the shirts did not say the name of the zoo anywhere on them,

1:36.7

so guests were constantly assuming we worked for the maze.

1:39.8

To make matters worse, the closest food stand to the maze was a prefab cart selling a popular pelletized frozen treat, with an illiterated name, covered in their logo and looking every bit like a franchise card, and not like we owned and staffed it ourselves.

1:53.2

It was right next to the maze so naturally we fielded many complaints and had many people

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