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What is going on everyone and welcome to our slash, I don't work here, lady.

Now today's first story is an absolute classic, but it's got a little bit of a twist.

You have to wait and see what I'm talking about, but let's get straight into it.

The owner of my work pulled the I don't work here, lady, on a customer.

So I used to work at a bar.

The owner was a bart, but he was great to work for.

He was a super alcoholic and a great tipper.

He had been permanently banned from every other bar in town, which was why he bought the

bar.

He had a policy that if he was drinking, he wasn't the owner.

So if he got out of hand, we could throw him out, but not 86 or call the cops on him.

Now I also would like to add that all he did was sign the checks.

He had nothing to do otherwise with the day to day of the bar, other than drinking.

One morning I was opening the bar and typically the doors are unlocked and hour before we opened,

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