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r/Idontworkherelady A Mega-Karen Tried to Fire Me... But I Don't Work There!

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🗓️ 21 April 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Idontworkherelady In today's story, OP casually goes shopping at a local Wal-Mart. As he's walking to the car, an insane Karen storms over to him and demands to know why he's leaving work before his shift is over. OP tries to explain that he doesn't even work there, but the Karen won't let him get a single word in. Before he can answer, the Karen yells that he's going to be fired! If you like this video, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit videos! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3tLWfYDZ-M Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to R-slash, I don't work here, lady, where OP gets fired from a job he doesn't work at.

0:46.0

A while back, I was working in an office that allowed dogs. It was an open floor plan,

0:50.1

and since customers never came into the office, we kept the dogs food and water bowls right

0:54.1

by the front door just because it was the most convenient space. And no one else would see them,

0:58.0

but us who worked there. Of the six of us who worked in the main office area, I was the only one

1:03.2

who didn't have a dog. I had a no pets policy in my apartment and always felt horribly left out.

1:09.4

To make matters worse, across the way was a doggy daycare. One day, a very frantic woman came in,

1:15.3

and she had an absolutely massive bassit hound with her. Usually the only people who came into the

1:20.4

office were associates who had appointments with someone working there, but it was where they

1:24.1

brought their dogs. She ran up to me and said,

1:26.8

Do you work here? And I said, yes, how can I help you? And she said,

1:30.8

I wasn't sure if you took walk-ins, but I read online I could just drop a mob. I tried to call

1:35.7

her, but no answer. I didn't know what she was talking about at that point, and I said,

1:40.0

Come again, who did you call exactly? Thinking if I could just saddle her off to whoever she came to see,

1:46.0

I wouldn't have to decipher her problem. She said,

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