r/Iamverybadass Even Demons Are Scared of Me!

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🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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r/Iamverybadass Are you scared? Well, you should be! This guy is half human, half demon, and all badass! By the end of this video, you'll be quivering in your boots from all of these absolutely terrifying tough guys. If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnViHjxp4dM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6	Welcome to R-slash. I am very bad at where losers on the internet pretend to be tough guys.
0:45.8	Why do people keep telling me I'm so nice? I'm promise I'm a whole douchebag. I don't like being
0:53.5	known as a nice guy. Shaking my head, I just learned basic politeness. Guess I'll just
1:00.0	intentionally start being rude to people. Why are people so obsessed with the thought of an
1:05.3	afterlife? Why are people so scared of the thought that when you're dead, that's it. Nothingness,
1:11.8	like turning off a computer. That fear is super immature to me. I hope you catch the most viral
1:18.6	case of herpes and the most violent case of chlamydia. Then I hope you have to watch your
1:23.7	children murdered before your eyes in the most graphic way possible. If you and your whole
1:30.4	effing family. This guy is trying as hard as to sound like a tough guy, but I'm gonna be honest
1:35.9	with you. Anyone brave enough to post this type of cringy content on their social media has some balls.
1:42.1	I fight a guy at a grocery store last night and got arrested shaking my head. Easily kick his butt.
1:48.6	Then when I do, I pour a jar of mayo on him. If you're gonna make up an obvious lie, at least
1:55.6	try to make it somewhat believable. Who on earth can pour a jar of mayonnaise on anything?
2:01.6	Manais doesn't really work that way. Oh, sorry you're broke. I can't imagine how that feels.
2:08.8	I make big boy dollars. You buy your clothes at Walmart and eat no name food I bet.
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