The wrestling superstar Raven. A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.

Critics have hailed it as everything from...

Who's this Raven jerk?

And?

If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling, well this is the show for you. A spider my rage I'm still just a red and a cage.

Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, fluzies and reprobates.

This is Raven. Boy, she's getting worse, I gotta tune up my slide whistle.

Anyway, hello and welcome! We've got a show for you, just the show, not an

extravaganza, but not a Jetso time production either. We're going to put this show,

oh hey, we're going to put this show in the sweet spot of mediocrity and when it comes to sweet spots my friend has a dog that ate sugar I bet you could guess its name because we are discussing a sweet spot and

spot is a dog's name so because the dog eats sugar it's obvious the dog's name is

Bandit. Yep it's diabetes.

Now knowing, don't put your own dog over.

Now knowing that this show would hit the sweet spot of mediocrity

and we already discussed the sweet spot, it's only fair to address the mediocrity and we already discuss the sweet spot it's only fair to address

the mediocrity and when it comes to mediocrity no one is more familiar with

mediocrity than my co-host some Some people are, oh, got a, man I can even read, I gotta get a typist.

How dare you slide whistle me back, sir? I am the slide whistle champion of justice

Slide whistle. Oh no some people are the equivalent of number one with a bullet.

Well my co-host is the equivalent of number two with toilet paper.

No, that's not fair to poop.

He's more like number 31 with a bullet to the head,

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