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Take my spot in the pew at a funeral.

I remember this super vividly.

Lots of tears were shed this day as my family had lost our matriarch.

My great-grandmother of 104.

The family was torn to shreds last weekend.

Weekend of the 8th of November, 2019, so nonsense like this wasn't expected.

A bit of backstory, my dad's family is full of many different ethnic groups.

My aunts and uncles live all over the world so they've married accordingly.

However, this entitled mum and entitled kid, about an emid 40s and late 10s respectively,

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