r/EntitledParents | "YOU DISLOCATED MY F***ING FINGER!"
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🗓️ 9 April 2026
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| 0:00.0 | What is going on everyone and welcome back to the channel. I hope you're all doing well. |
| 0:03.6 | Now in today's first entitled parent story, a store employee, unfortunately, gets one of her fingers |
| 0:08.9 | dislocated by an entitled customer. Entitled customer dislocated my finger, keeps on shopping. |
| 0:17.2 | Pre-COVID, I worked at a big club warehouse in customer service. The job was great, and members were usually awesome. |
| 0:24.0 | But every now and then, you'd find the most entitled sons of bees to ever walk the earth. |
| 0:29.7 | Based on the way they treated me and others, I can only assume they don't even see us as human. |
| 0:35.0 | We were only life-like robots built to ring up their items and load their |
| 0:39.1 | cards. One such incident that proves my assumption happened on a super busy Saturday. It was |
| 0:44.9 | pouring outside. Members were fighting over parking close to the door, then bolting for the entrance |
| 0:50.4 | as if their lives depended on it. As a courtesy to members, on rainy days, we always had |
| 0:55.4 | someone outside in the front of the cart return bay to dry off the carts. This day was so busy, |
| 1:01.2 | members were coming in faster than I could dry carts for them. Most were super nice and patience. |
| 1:06.7 | They waited in line for a dry one and almost everyone thanked me. A few who were in a hurry or didn't care about dry carts just skipped the line and grabbed a wet one. |
| 1:16.3 | One such member rushed up and grabbed a wet cart from behind me. |
| 1:19.8 | Sometimes carts get jammed or snagged together. |
| 1:22.8 | Usually it's the buckles for the kiddie seats getting tangled, but sometimes it's a warp in the cart from damage. |
| 1:29.0 | This poor member grabbed one such warped cart, and it dragged its buddy with it. |
| 1:33.8 | The member attempted to dislodge it. |
| 1:35.9 | He yanked. He twisted. He shook them violently. |
| 1:39.4 | He looked to me and demanded, help me get these cart separated. |
| 1:43.3 | I offered him a dry one instead. Nope. He wanted |
| 1:46.5 | that cart specifically for some reason. I abandoned my drying rag and attempted to pry the carts |
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