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🗓️ 24 December 2024
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0:00.0 | What is going on everyone and welcome to R slash Entitled Parents. Now in today's first story, |
0:04.8 | an entitled idiot doesn't believe that Tourette syndrome exists. He actually believes the OP is making |
0:10.8 | it all up. Entitled Guy tries to exercise the Tourette out of me and won't take no for an answer. |
0:18.2 | So for context, I have Tourette syndrome. My most common at work is a meow |
0:22.5 | like squeak. Now something important to know about Tourette's is if you mimic someone's |
0:26.9 | ticks or you tick yourself or do something tick like, you can force them to tick and it |
0:31.7 | can get very bad. Tiret isn't all that cute if you actually know about it. Forcing too |
0:37.0 | many ticks can result in ticking so much you stop breathing and pass out. |
0:41.8 | You can get what I call stuck ticks, where you can't stop doing one tick for an extended period of time, or the worst case scenario triggering a tick attack, which can, and for me, it does look like a grand mal grand mal seizure that can last up to four hours. |
0:56.8 | I live in Ohio, so there are a lot of Christians, and most people don't understand my tics. |
1:01.7 | And since I work as a cashier and see hundreds of people every day, I get people offering to pray for me at least once a week. |
1:09.0 | It's not all that unusual. |
1:10.7 | I always say yes and then |
1:11.9 | they go home and I assume add me into their nightly prayers? I don't mind it. And if it's what they |
1:16.9 | feel they need to do, who am I to stop them? I try my best to keep my verbal tics to sounds, |
1:22.0 | not words at work, which is difficult, but I pull it off. And if I can't, I cover my mouth to |
1:27.3 | muffle some really bad or some just not family friendly things I say |
1:31.3 | I'm also non confrontational to a false people scare me so I actually act like a dormant okay now to the story |
1:39.3 | it started off as a pretty standard interaction a guy came up to my register and I asked him to put his mask on. |
1:45.5 | He complied and asked what the noise was. So I told him, I have Tourette. And he looked weirdly gleeful |
1:51.0 | and asked if he could pray for me. So I said yes. And this is where it got weird. |
1:56.3 | Apparently, his religion is the one where you twitch and shout in tongues because Jesus is possessing you. |
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