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Welcome to our slash entitled Parents, where this mental Karen attempts to kidnap her

two stepchildren at Christmas.

Step Monster tried to kidnap me and my sister for Christmas.

This happened in 2009, when I was 15 and my sister was 11.

I honestly don't remember it well.

I had to call my mother to fill me in on some details and it helped a little.

My parents got divorced when I was 10.

My mother got primary custody, but we stayed with my father for about three days a week.

Sometimes more.

They took turns celebrating the holidays with us.

We'd spend them with one parent in one year and with the other one at the next.

In March 2009, my father and his then girlfriend, Molly, broke up after he confessed to cheating

with the women that eventually became my stepmom.

Years later, I found out that the affair had been going on for almost two years by the time

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