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🗓️ 21 July 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | What is going on everyone and welcome to our slash entitled parents now if any of you watching right now have a |
0:05.4 | BID I presume you'd be pretty annoyed if someone you know came into your room at night and cut it off |
0:10.4 | Well that's exactly what happened in today's first story. But just quickly before we get into that story I've got to let you guys know that today the 6th of October is National Jack Day. Incredible scenes my name is Jack, and there is actually one rule of today you have to subscribe to any |
0:26.6 | jack that has a YouTube channel. |
0:29.1 | So I can't really think of it. |
0:30.1 | Oh no, me. |
0:31.1 | Yeah. |
0:32.1 | So if you're not subscribed, guys go down below hit the button. It's |
0:35.4 | spread just click it and if you are subscribed just go and check anyway make sure you |
0:39.1 | are it's completely free and you know it helps me out makes me feel good on |
0:41.8 | National Jack Day. |
0:42.8 | Anyway enough of that rubbish let's get into the first story sorry. |
0:45.6 | My parents cut my beard when I was sleeping. |
0:48.8 | My parents had a strict clean-shave policy when I was growing up, |
0:52.3 | but now I am an adult and I now live on my own. I had |
0:55.7 | grown a kind of long French beard during the COVID lockdown and was visiting my family once the |
1:00.9 | travel restrictions were relaxed. My parents are hardcore Islamophobes and they were |
1:05.8 | horrified seeing my Muslim beard and they asked me to shave it because people might think I've |
1:11.0 | converted to Islam and it's going to tarnish my |
1:13.7 | family's reputation. I basically told them to f-off and mind about their pub's |
1:18.3 | rather than my bid. What? Today I was sleeping on the couch and my mom cut my beard off and now it's an ugly mess and I have no option but to shave it off and I can't freaking lead this place as I'm under 14 day home quarantine as I travel from another state and I feel they have won for now. |
1:35.4 | So to put it simply your parents are not only messing with your private facial hair but they're also extremely |
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