r/Entitledparents Mom Wants Me to Marry My Brother
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🗓️ 15 August 2024
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We love our lacto-free. It tastes just like regular dairy, but without the lactose, |
| 0:05.0 | so we've been able to enjoy all of our favorite meals without any worries. |
| 0:09.0 | Go and find out more at Aralalacto-free. |
| 0:11.0 | C. UK. Welcome to R slash Entitled Parents, where O.P. almost gets murdered by his own mother. |
| 0:21.0 | Our next credit post is from Mr. Steele Yo Girl. |
| 0:23.9 | I just got out of the hospital for extensive knee surgery, and walking out the door of the hospital |
| 0:29.1 | reminded me of this story. |
| 0:30.8 | So here's some important things to note. One, I have a severe allergy to cashews. It's bad enough that even one one hundredth of one cashew will kill me if I'm not treated properly and quickly. |
| 0:43.6 | Nowadays, I always make sure to have an epipin on me at all times. |
| 0:47.6 | But when this story took place, I was a little more forgetful about my epipin, |
| 0:51.6 | and I didn't always have it. |
| 0:53.0 | Two, I have asthma, which can be a pretty lousy combination with anaphylaxis. |
| 0:58.0 | Three, at the time of this story, my dad was working for a company that treated him like garbage and wouldn't give him time off for anything except medical emergencies pretty much |
| 1:07.8 | 4 this story starts four days before my 10th birthday so a week before my birthday my dad's boss told him that he was |
| 1:15.1 | going to San Francisco for work stuff. We lived in Denver at the time which meant that my dad |
| 1:20.0 | was going to miss my birthday. I was upset, but I understood that we'd have a party once he got back. |
| 1:26.0 | While he was gone, me and my brother were staying with my entitled mother. |
| 1:30.0 | On the third day of my dad's trip, my brother and I were playing in their living room when my entitled mother offered us some granola bars as a snack. |
| 1:38.0 | At the time, I was young and wasn't very cautious, so I didn't always read ingredients for things that I was eating. |
| 1:44.3 | Unfortunately there were cashews in the granola bar so when I took the first bite I |
| 1:49.5 | started to feel it pretty quickly after. Within minutes I was throwing up everywhere, in severe pain and my throat was closing up. |
| 1:57.0 | As if things couldn't get worse, that's when I realized I'd forgotten my epipin. |
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