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Hey everyone, prepare yourself for one of the most interesting but weirdest entitled parent stories you'll have ever seen.

Entitled mom pees off goats.

I'm a happy single 39 year old male.

I live in a nice neighborhood just outside of town.

My neighborhood is a single street with about two acres per household.

I still look like I'm 18 if I shave. Baby goats are called kids. A little background

for you. Well there you go that was very straight to the point. Two weeks ago my goats had two kids. I don't know if you've ever seen baby goats in person, but they are adorable.

My male goat Bruce is a newbie and goat and the female Lily is a fainting goat. They had a male and a female. The male is Sir Flops a lot and the female is

Esmeralda. If I knew how to post pictures I would. I obviously love my animals.

Now in the edit I'm just going to jump to it now. O.P. has actually linked two pictures of their animals.

Oh my God, that's like a patchwork goat.

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