A racist Karen thinks that she can order a marine around, threatens the marine, and then throws

a glass at the marine. This does not go over well and backfires brutally. Here's what happened.

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I was working toys for tots in the DC area, which is a program the Marine Corps runs every year

to gather toys and gifts and distribute them to kids whose Christmas tree would likely

disappoint Charlie Brown. Sexist or not, they seem to pick those of us who have the quote,

marine look in the casting sense, tall slash masculine, or on the lady side, that particular blend

of, I'll kick your butt with one hand while doing my eyeliner with the other hand. It's as much

marketing as anything, especially in the DMV. Point being, worry a bunch of tall, very fit yukes

out there and dress blues, smiling and coaxing toys out of people who could have probably saved

toys or rust with petty stalker rings. We look nothing like weight staff. I myself am 6 foot

1, 210 pounds and another SNCO whose 5 foot 4, probably 135 pounds, were assigned to an event

at the Smithsonian. Somehow the Corps had managed to get a display in a few donation bins,

put up at a black tie invitation only shindig surrounding the display of the hope diamond,

and a bunch of other large hunks of carbon. Personally, I don't understand the obsession with it.

It's a large shiny rock. No one is wearing it, it serves no scientific purpose, it just sits there,

so you can look at it, or something. I feel more satisfaction looking at an exceptionally

big turd the night after Taco Tuesday. At least I made it myself, often with significant effort

and no small amount of regret slash self-loathing to provide fuel for the push. Anyway, we're

smiling our pearly whites while the various movers and doers shake our hands, toys on display,

posing for the cameras so their constituents, slash stockholders, etc, can see how kindhearted

they are. The sick thing is how many don't even donate. They just get a photo in front of the

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