r/Choosingbeggars WHY WON'T ANYBODY BUY ME A NEW IPHONE? 😠

rSlash

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🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars What is wrong with you people? Why won't anybody buy this entitled Karen a new iPhone? After all, she deserves it more than you since she has very important classes to attend, and she NEEDS a new iPhone! AND NO SAMSUNGS! Samsungs are for poor people (according to her), and begging on Facebook for free stuff doesn't make this choosing beggar poor at all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:03.7	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Beggars, where someone expects a free car.
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1:14.1	Can someone please pay my tuition and my room and board? I use Illinois State University's
1:20.1	Gold Planet if anyone is feeling extra generous. I would also like a new iPhone because seeing
1:26.0	everyone with the latest one is killing my spirit and hurting my grades. Please support the world's
1:32.4	next greatest philosopher. If you'd like to help me out more, ask me about my due terror products.
1:38.4	And then someone posted this on Reddit, and this person got absolutely trash, so OP post this.
1:44.6	To whom I've ever posted, my status asked me for help on Reddit. Thanks for making me cry.
1:49.6	Also, no one has sent me any help in the form of money or guess for the upcoming semester.
1:54.4	I just wanted an F-ing iPhone so I could be accepted and not a single F-ing person offered to buy
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