r/Choosingbeggars "WHY WON'T ANYBODY BUY ME A CAR?! 😡"

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🗓️ 16 October 2021

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars Does anybody out there have about $20,000 just sitting around? This choosing beggar wants somebody to buy them a brand new car. Don't worry, it doesn't have to be a Ferrari or anything crazy like that. All they want is a new SUV that costs around $20-30,000. That's not too bad, right? You can just venmo the money to them. Thanks!

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:03.9	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Vegas, where someone expects random people on the
0:08.4	internet to buy them a brand new car. This podcast is supported by Anchor FM. If you've ever
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0:45.8	Today's episode is sponsored by Anchor FM. Anchor FM now allows creators to make video podcasts.
0:52.0	Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started R-Slash by making videos on YouTube,
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1:14.1	video podcasts for free. On this next post, OP is trying to sell something on Facebook. It's still
1:20.2	available. You can pick it up at Blank Address. I have cancer. I live downtown. Could you drop it off,
1:26.5	please? I'm pretty sick. Cash ready? Sorry, no delivery. Come on, you serious?
1:34.0	Rude white people. F-U-Bro. F-U-B word. Your mom's a hoe. Nice attitude. Hope you get over your
1:42.3	issues. I've had people bike across town to me to deliver a free item that's paid for. F-U-B word.
1:49.4	Hope you get cancer soon. People don't owe you anything. Don't latch onto pity. It's not healthy.
1:55.7	Message me when you get sick. Hope you get COVID. Be word. The student. This guy played the cancer
2:03.3	card and the race card. I think the only thing we were missing to complete our choosing beggar's
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