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This next post is from a job posting, and this one is pretty wild. Read this list,

Required Skills. No job hoppers. No more than two jobs in the past two years. We're looking

for strong alcohol and wine knowledge. We will ask you questions. You care about your appearance

and always look your best. Clean and iron clothes, well groomed, etc. You ascribe to the mantra,

yes is the answer. What's the question? You see serving others as a privilege, not as demeaning.

You're a team player and positive in general. We're not looking for people who like to gossip or

tear others down. Job type, full time, pay, $2.13 per hour.

The top comment down below. Yes is the answer. What's the question? The question is,

does this job suck? On this next post, we have a bit of a reversal because OP is the buyer

and the choosing beggar is the seller. Hey, I'm interested in the camera. Is it still available?

I can do your asking price. Yes, awesome. The ad said no pickups, so do you want to meet somewhere?

That way it's in public and I can make sure that it works before buying. Yeah, and it does work,

but I understand I guess. Okay, so you're from blank. Do you want to meet at the blank mall?

Actually, I'm from blank, but I don't put that down because I won't get any responses from good

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