r/Choosingbeggars "Why Do I Have To Pay My Employees!?"

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we've got a parent looking for a nanny to hire. Wait, did I say "hire?" What I really mean is "enslave!" This choosing beggar expects her nanny to work for free, yet somehow she thinks that this will be a tempting offer because the nanny will get to live in her house. The funny thing is that the choosing beggar still expects her nanny to pay for food and gas, but how on earth is she supposed to buy those things when she's working full-time at a job that pays $0? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Beggars, where someone wants to hire an honest to God's slave.
0:09.6	This podcast is supported by Anchor FM.
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0:44.0	started. Today's episode is sponsored by Anchor FM. Anchor FM now allows creators to make video
0:49.8	podcasts. Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started R-Slash by making videos
0:56.8	on YouTube, and I firmly believe that video content helped my channel succeed. If you're thinking
1:02.4	about getting into the world of podcasts, I strongly recommend starting with video podcasts,
1:07.1	because it'll help you reach a much broader audience. So try out Anchor FM and start publishing
1:12.4	your first video podcasts for free. Seeking a live in Nanny for a 15-month-old baby,
1:18.3	what we're offering is room and board an comfortable quiet home for a family of three
1:22.8	and exchange for full-time child care. The mother is very hands-on and involved with day-to-day
1:28.3	child care operations. Typical hours are Monday through Friday 7 a.m. to 5.30 p.m., but you'll get
1:34.6	off holidays and weekends. Our preferred qualifications are as follows. You must be CPR certified,
1:41.0	or knowledgeable or willing to be trained. You must have a personal vehicle. You must have
1:45.7	previous child care and nanny experience. You must be willing to clean, do laundry, and maintain
1:50.8	household standards. You must be willing to follow a schedule and a routine outlined by parents.
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