r/Choosingbeggars "Seeking Submissive Japanese Girlfriend... NO BLACK GIRLS!"

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, are you looking for a man? Well to get this prime specimen of masculinity, all you have to do submit a girlfriend application. This guy is looking for a stupid, submissive girl who will cook 3 meals a day and has no guy friends. To make it even creepier, he's also got some strong opinions about race. He wants a submissive Japanese waifu who will worship her husbando by sending him nudes every day.

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1:11.0	I don't know why men think that $100 will cover any type of spy experience, let alone nails.
1:17.8	Y'all are just offensive. Keep your little $100. It isn't even going to do anything for me.
1:24.3	And what's even more offensive is it's for my birthday. $100 wouldn't even cover a regular day,
1:31.8	much less my birthday. Is this girl really saying don't even bother giving me $100?
1:38.3	Okay then, I won't. On this next post, OP is an artist, and they post this to Twitter saying
1:44.8	freelancing is the best. How much are you charging for arts? My work generally ranges from $300 to
1:50.8	$600 depending on details, amount of characters, background, and time frame for the project.
1:56.2	I can send specific examples of each price range if needed. Oh hell no, WTF for some art?
2:03.4	Nobody's gonna pay that. Okay, give me some art for $20. This is a big opportunity for you.
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