r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Nanny Who will Pay ME for the Honor of Working

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🗓️ 26 December 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars Any girls out there looking for an apartment to rent? For the amazing price of $200, you can live in a run-down apartment where you will also have to work as the full-time caregiver for a senior citizen. Basically, you have to pay your employer for the honor of working! Yep -- this guy honestly expects a full-time, live-in nanny to PAY for the opportunity to work. Anybody interested?

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1:10.7	Are you selling your TV? Yes, I am, but I've already been offered the full amount.
1:15.7	$340 by another person, so you would have to top that. Okay, how does $200 sound?
1:22.8	I'm sorry, that won't cut it. I just told you that it would have to be more than $340.
1:28.0	Help us to change your out. I just went through a deforestation money's tight. Sorry to hear that,
1:33.2	but I have a buyer already paying full price. You're an inconsiderate piece of garbage who has
1:38.9	no compassion for anyone. I offered a fair price and you weirdly rejected me. I hope your TV
1:45.4	never sells. What? The guy literally just said that he has a buyer. What is his person talking
1:50.7	about? I think I'm starting to get a sense of what may have contributed to this guy's divorce.
1:55.6	Like, is this person entitled or just plain stupid? The guy literally said you'd have to be $340,
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