r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Hot Girl to Be My Full-Time Mommy

rSlash

rSlash Reads Reddit

Comedy

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2021

⏱️ 20 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

r/Choosingbeggars Any hot babes out there interested in a full-time job where you drive around a guy, feed him, and satisfy all of his needs? Yep, this guy on Facebook is complaining that he can't find a woman who will literally take care of his every need, including buying all of his food and doing all of his chores for him. What a catch!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Welcome to our slash choosing beggars where you get paid six bucks an hour to change adult diapers.
0:06.6	Today's episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Burnout is a real problem in the world of content
0:11.7	creations, so I try to take my mental health seriously. That's why I appreciate BetterHelp
0:17.4	online therapy to help manage stress and balance my life. BetterHelp is customized online therapy
0:23.2	that offers video, phone, and even live chat sessions with your therapist, so you don't have to
0:28.9	see anyone on camera if you don't want to. It's much more affordable than in-person therapy,
0:33.9	and you can be matched with a therapist in under 48 hours. Our listeners get 10% off their first
0:39.6	month at BetterHelp.com slash r-slash. That's better H-E-L-P dot com slash r-slash.
0:48.5	This podcast is supported by Anchor FM. If you've ever thought about starting your own podcast,
0:53.5	then check out Anchor FM. Anchor FM is a free podcast platform that allows you to record and edit
0:59.2	your podcast right from your phone or computer. I really can't recommend these guys enough.
1:04.0	This is the podcast platform that I personally use. Once you set up your podcast, Anchor FM will
1:09.7	automatically distribute it to all other platforms like Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and others.
1:14.8	It's super easy, super streamlined, and you can start making money immediately. Download the free
1:20.4	Anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started. Posted a Craigslist. In need of elderly care,
1:26.8	I need help with my 89 year old mother and father. Doodies would include cooking meals for them,
1:32.2	basically keeping him and her company. You have to assist my mother to the bathroom,
1:36.8	change her diapers, and get her ready for bed and whatever else she needs. She has dementia.
1:42.0	Hours would be 7 a.m. Saturday through 7 a.m. Monday, basically 48 hours straight. They do
1:48.4	sleep all night, so you'd be able to sleep from 7 p.m. to 6 a.m. both nights and be relieved at 7 a.m.
1:54.4	in the morning on Monday. You must be honest, kind, and trustworthy. You don't have to be
2:00.0	CNA certified, but experiences a must. Also, if you can't do the complete 48 hours shift,
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from rSlash Reads Reddit, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of rSlash Reads Reddit and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.