r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Free House - NEW HOUSES ONLY!

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2020

⏱️ 14 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars Does anybody know of any free houses that I could have? I know that everyone needs a place to live but, frankly, I'm more important than you and I deserve a free house. Oh, and I only want a NEW house! Not some old, run-down house. What do I look like, a poor person? Ha! As if! If you like this video, follow my podcast for more daily Reddit content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where we'd the best post from across Reddit.
0:03.9	Today's subreddit is R-slash choosing beggars where someone's looking for free slave labor.
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0:52.4	join our top panel of comedias as we take us to the market. Are you still in the bath?
0:57.3	Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
1:01.4	No, no, no, no. Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.
1:05.3	What? Whoa!
1:07.7	It's gone, we're gonna fall.
1:11.5	I'm still not looking. And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want back it.
1:17.0	Me or cat it. Simple.
1:19.5	Want it? Please give me your motor home. I'm losing my house and I want to have something for
1:24.8	me and my six dogs to live in. I have no money to buy one and I know a lot of people have
1:30.8	motor homes and never use them. Your motor home must be newer than 2010 and with all the amenities.
1:37.6	Fridge, TV, dishwasher, microwave, etc. Please donate your motor home to me as I'm a worthy cause.
1:45.5	No tiny RVs, please. Only motor homes bigger than 25 feet.
1:50.2	So is it messed up that I'm more worried about these six dogs being homeless than about an actual
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