r/Choosingbeggars RETURN THE STUFF I STOLE FROM YOU!

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🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP's Minecraft account gets hacked, and some kid buys the account. After OP recovers the account, the kid actually has the audacity to email OP and demand to have the account back! He actually says that he deserves the account back because he earned it by stealing it. How entitled and deluded can you possibly be? Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wno3IFwINk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6	Welcome to our slash-shoesing beggars where people try to apply the coronavirus discount.
0:44.8	Hi, OP. Thanks for getting the lawn for pops when you come back to do the edging. I'm in the office
0:50.7	pulling a 12-hour shift until further notice. Not even sure when my next day office. Okay,
0:56.0	well, you know how pops like his lawn all trimmed up and stuff. Wait, aren't you on furlough
1:01.3	during the outbreak? Why can't you go into it? Yeah, but I'm trying to save gas. You live next door.
1:08.5	I'm in the next town over and don't have a trimmer. I spent half of my only day off since March
1:14.6	1st clearing and cleaning your dad's yard. I'm doing 12-hour shifts every day for the
1:20.3	foreseeable future because we're critical services. I don't have time to do it.
1:24.8	Come over my wife will grab my lawnmower for you and you can use it. Just bring it back when you're
1:28.9	done. WTF, man, you know I'm not getting any income. It's 26 miles to pop's house and I don't
1:36.6	have money for gas. Can't you do it, please? Or have your wife do it? You've got money for new
1:44.1	ports though. So how's no work for you? I've got too much stuff to do at work and at home.
1:50.0	My wife is taking care of our kids and our neighbors kids during the day. Get off your lazy button,
1:55.2	take care of your dad. Looking for a babysitter? Hi neighbors. I'm planning on going back to work
2:01.5	hopefully by April 6th if I can secure a trustworthy babysitter. I have three kids. One month old
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