Welcome to our slash choosing beggars where you have to pay a thousand dollars for the honor of working.

This podcast is supported by anchor FM. If you've ever thought about starting your own podcast,

then check out anchor FM. Anchor FM is a free podcast platform that allows you to record and edit

your podcast right from your phone or computer. I really can't recommend these guys enough.

This is the podcast platform that I personally use. Once you set up your podcast,

anchor FM will automatically distribute it to all other platforms like Spotify, Apple

podcasts, and others. It's super easy, super streamlined, and you can start making money immediately.

Download the free anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started.

Job posting for a volunteer opportunity. We're looking for a passionate,

hardworking dog loving person to join our team here at Doggie Daycare. As a volunteer,

you'll be assisting our daycare staff with their daily duties. These include managing

and supervising the dogs and providing excellent care, provide regular enrichment to keep the dogs

active and engaged, keeping the daycare clean and tidy and removing urine and dog waste immediately

with mobs and poo bags. You must be able to work in a challenging, demanding, and fast-paced environment.

You need to be confident around dogs of all sizes, be able to think on your feet, and stay calm

under pressure. You must be a committed team player and have a positive can-do attitude.

You must be reliable, hardworking, and trustworthy, and be able to listen carefully and follow

instructions. This role is very demanding and requires a high energy, a good level of fitness,

and knowledge of dog safety. Ah yes, everyone's dream job, making zero dollars an hour picking up

dog shit so someone else can get rich. Keep in mind this is a private dog care facility,

not the public pound, so this is private and someone's making a profit here. Just not the person

who's working this job. Posted to our slash in my the butthole. Am I the butthole for asking my

...