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🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:14 Church money 1:14 Gas station 2:31 Kids clothes 4:37 Cold 6:14 Comment 7:12 Free food 8:15 Clearing snow 10:42 Child care 12:18 Family visit 15:02 Photographer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.1	cheater wants to blackmail a church. Our next Reddit post is from Pipe Inevitable. My church only gave me
0:46.5	$200 for Christmas knowing I'm a single mother with four kids. Last year they gave me a thousand. But since I stopped the pastor from
0:56.8	coming over late nights, he cut my funds. I have a boyfriend now. Before, I was single and desperate
1:04.2	for money. He even told me that he would help us out. For the past five years, the church gave us
1:10.5	$1,000. They're aware of my situation,
1:13.6	which means $50 per child. Would I be wrong to tell his wife? I'm $800 short. Why can't churches
1:21.3	provide more help for Christmas? I don't even know where to go with this one. Cheating on your
1:26.5	wife, not very Christian. Threatening to Cheating on your wife, not very Christian.
1:28.3	Threatening to blackmail a pastor, also not very Christian.
1:32.2	But then, you know, but then also, a thousand dollars a year for prostitution is severely undercutting the market.
1:42.4	Our next Reddit post is from Wisdom of Pearl. I was driving alone
1:45.4	with my dog across several states. I had just crossed into my home state and needed fuel. So I pulled
1:50.9	into the first place that I came to for fuel and it was busy. As I was finishing up, a young woman
1:56.3	pulls up next to me in a huge Ford F350 and gets out and tells me she left home and forgot her
2:03.3	wallet and she's almost out of fuel. She asks me if I could help her out. Earlier that day,
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