r/Choosingbeggars My Roommate Wants Me to Buy Them A New Free House

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rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's story, OP was nice enough to let his friend live with him for free while he got back on his feet. Was his friend grateful for this? NOPE! Instead, he complained about OP's house and sent OP links to other houses for OP to buy that are more suitable for his tastes. So, one free house wasn't enough for this choosing beggar. He wants to choose a different, nicer free place to stay! If you like this content, follow my podcast for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from a cross-reddit.
0:04.1	Today's subreddit is R-Slash choosing beggars, where a guy expects someone else to buy him a
0:09.2	free house. Anchor FM is now Spotify for podcasters. If you've ever thought about starting your own
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0:50.7	Can you please draw me a YouTube hitter? For a commission, sure. Hitters are $15 via PayPal.
0:57.4	But I also accept a $1500 V-Bug Fortnite gift. Wait, I have to pay? Yeah, I don't make art for free.
1:05.1	This supplies to pretty much every artist on the platform. FU, kill yourself.
1:10.7	Down in the comments, I'm going to read this post from DanSkirtChinChee.
1:14.2	Lull and Danish KYS means kisses. So this sounded super stupid until I saw the explanation.
1:22.6	Our next reddit post is from Stereo on Cooking Bacon. I got an email from an acquaintance
1:27.1	asking if any of my high school students would be interested in a volunteer opportunity.
1:31.0	She was looking for a nanny every day for free to supervise her kids remote learning and babysitting
1:37.5	until the mom got home from work around 6 p.m. So 10 hour days, 5 days a week, for free.
1:44.6	No word on how the high school kids would do their own work while babysitting.
1:48.6	I mentioned it to my students and we had a good laugh. 11th grader said,
1:52.9	I mean no offense, but the whole point of babysitting is kind of to get paid.
1:57.7	When I declined this fabulous opportunity on behalf of my students, she said,
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