r/Choosingbeggars My Mommy Has Cancer So GIVE ME YOUR STUFF!

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🗓️ 28 April 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars The person in today's post believes that they deserve the "my mommy has cancer" discount. Because, you know, modern capitalism crumbles the second somebody is sick. They'll try every trick in the book if it means getting a discount! Also, be sure to check out my podcast at the link! And subscribe for more daily Reddit posts! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQFm5qx0I8E Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6	Welcome to our slash-choosing beggars where a buyer tries to get the...
0:43.6	But my mom has cancer, discount. Blink has an opening in her group, and I might just
0:50.9	join hers because she has a really good idea. We're halfway through the group project. You've done
0:57.6	nothing and you're thinking of switching groups. Wow. I want a good grade, so...
1:03.6	And then about a day later, choosing beggar sends this. WTF, what the F did you want to share
1:10.0	the document and delete my name? Yes, and because you won never did your project. Two didn't present.
1:18.0	The F? I wanted to see which group I get a better grade in. F you!
1:24.0	On this next post, a choosing beggar wants a free plane ticket and gets offered a bus ride ticket instead.
1:30.1	That's the greyhound you're out of your mind. No, I'm flying. Not taking a greyhound into Tampa with
1:39.5	weird people. That's for poor people. And flying is faster. Newsflash, dude, if you're begging for
1:47.6	plane tickets, then that probably makes you a poor person. Hey, this is Kiara. I'm France with
1:53.4	Brad. He told me you have a cheap car for sale? Good evening. Yes, I'm selling my 2006 Honda Civic.
1:59.9	It's my third vehicle, and I don't have much use for it anymore. Did you mention price? No, he just
2:05.1	said it was cheap. How much? I'm asking for $3,000. It only has 100,000 miles on it, and it's pretty
2:11.5	clean. Only has a scuff on the rear bumper from someone tapping it while they were trying to
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