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r/Choosingbeggars Mega-Karen Demands I Give Her My Pony For Free!

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars OP is trying to sell a pony, so of course he gets a choosing beggar who demands that he gives her the pony for free. The Karen complains that she can't afford to pay for pony delivery, so she also expects OP to deliver the pony to her house. Lady, if you can't even afford to transport a pony, then you certainly can't afford to shelter, feed, and care for a pony. How can people honestly be this delusional? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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choosing beggars, where someone expects to hire a medical doctor for minimum wage.

0:45.6

So for this next post, OPE provides some context. I decided to close out Bumble for a bit due to

0:50.8

mental health reasons, and I followed up with one girl on Instagram. After maybe an hour of texting

0:56.2

with all of her responses comprised of one or five word responses, she implies that she's hungry,

1:02.7

and she heavily suggests that I buy her food. I mean, I don't even know the sound of your voice,

1:08.5

much less who you are, and you're expecting a stranger to buy you food. And to add insult to

1:14.3

injury, this was right after she said that she'd prefer to date a friend of mine instead of me.

1:19.1

And if that wasn't enough, I received a message a few hours later with,

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Dude, I'm hungry! So anyways, onto their text conversation. I don't have any food here,

1:29.2

and if I was offered anything I'd want, I wouldn't know what to say.

1:33.2

I wouldn't know what to say in any context, either, so I hear you on that.

1:37.0

Well, first of all, grub hub, Uber Eats, or DoorDash for sure. I tend to go for fast food and

1:42.1

dessert when I'm feeling depressed. McDonald's and Wendy's are my MVP's, haha. I don't buy food.

1:48.8

What do you mean, you grow it then? Nope, I have others buy it for me. You pay for everything.

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