r/Choosingbeggars JOB OPENING: PhD required. Pay: $0

rSlash

rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-Slash using beggars where we have the world's worst job posting.
0:09.2	This podcast is supported by Anchor FM. If you've ever thought about starting your own podcast,
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0:44.0	Today's episode is sponsored by Anchor FM. Anchor FM now allows creators to make video podcasts.
0:50.3	Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started R-Slash by making videos on YouTube,
0:57.2	and I firmly believe that video content helped my channel succeed. If you're thinking about
1:02.0	getting into the world of podcasts, I strongly recommend starting with video podcasts because it'll
1:07.2	help you reach a much broader audience. So try out Anchor FM and start publishing your first video
1:12.8	podcasts for free. Our next reddit post is from Vimeoom. I was scrolling through Facebook when I saw
1:18.4	posts about a woman screwing over a family on a local buy-and-swap group. There's always
1:22.8	loads of these types of posts, and I'm never usually interested, but I recognize this woman's name.
1:28.0	A few years ago, I worked in a call center for a major mobile phone provider in the UK and the
1:32.4	incoming upgrades department. People would call us with questions and we had to try to get them
1:36.2	an upgrade. Nicole was an all-right person for all of one month while working there. She asked me
1:42.2	to cover her ship so she could hold her father's hand as he laid dying in the hospital, and I
1:47.7	agreed so I didn't end up looking and feeling like a dick. The day comes where I cover her shift,
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