Here is a hypothetical situation for you all. So imagine you're at a restaurant, chilling, eating your food, having a great time,

then a fly comes and lands on your meal from out of nowhere. What are you going to do in that situation?

If you're asking me, and probably 99% of the population,

we just simply swat away the fly and continue on with our meal.

But no, the person in today's first story decides to go one step further.

Why, I don't quite know know but let's get into it.

Karen demands free wrapped scon as a fly touched it.

So I go to a market with my mom any Friday that I can and one day I'm managing the baked goods and here comes a Karen haircut now as she is browsing our goods she starts this conversation.

Oh my god a fly touched that scon so can I just take it for free?

No you can't as we put cling film across our baked goods so flies can't touch them and they only touch the cling film.

But I saw it so just give me the scon!

The scon was literally 80 cents by the way.

At this point my mom comes back and asks what's going on? I was just said but Karen cuts me off a

fly touch this scon and I kindly ask to take it for free and your kid snaps at me

mom knew I wouldn't do that so said the same thing I did about our scones being wrapped. But I literally saw it on the scon! That's when I had the genius idea to maliciously comply. Are you sure a fly touched that scon?

Yes, that's what I've been saying.

Okay, and I proceed to pretend to put the scon in a bin.

I really dropped it in a box so I could have it later.

What did you do that for? I wanted that scone, you idiots!

Mom, please calm down. We have a rule where if a fly touch a product we've bin it.

Karen was now visibly annoyed. I wanted that scon, give

me another one for free. No I'm not giving you a free scon. They're literally 80 cents.

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