r/Choosingbeggars I Don't Want To Catch "The Gay!"

rSlash

rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars The woman in today's video has a very unusual fear. She doesn't want to get knee replacement surgery because she's afraid that she might catch something from the knee donor. What is she so afraid of catching? Well, its not a bacteria or a virus, it's... "the gay." Yes, she's afraid that evil, lying doctors will trick her into receiving a knee transplant that will completely change who she's attracted to. If you like this content, follow my podcast for more daily Reddit content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:04.4	Today's subreddit is R-slash choosing beggars, where someone is afraid that they might catch the gay.
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