r/Choosingbeggars "GIVE MY UNBORN BABY $25,000"

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🗓️ 18 June 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is asked to be a godfather for a friend's unborn baby. OP's friend sends over this long, unusual contract that spells out all the things he has to do in order to qualify for being a godfather. For example, he has to work as a free, unpaid babysitter for the child for 18 years. He also has to give the baby $25,000 for education, and even more money over the following 18 years. Why would you give someone money to become an unpaid babysitter-slave for life? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:04.1	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Beggars, where a parent expects a babysitter to pay him
0:09.6	$18,000 for the privilege of being a babysitter.
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0:48.2	Today's episode is sponsored by Anchor FM. Anchor FM now allows creators to make video podcasts.
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1:21.1	GoFundMe page because she wanted to buy tickets to take her two-year-old daughter to a Marilyn
1:26.0	Manson concert. Then she took to Facebook to complain. Choosing Beggar is feeling disgusted.
1:32.4	I'm so grateful for the cash that we received for Aerie to see Marilyn Manson, but to see that no
1:38.4	one has done anything on GoFundMe is just frustrating. Why the effort you guys so,
1:43.6	effing selfish? Aerieles photos get legs and people comment on how cute she is,
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