r/Choosingbeggars "GIVE ME $350,000 NOW!"

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🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to R slash Choosing Beggers, where, hey, could you guys send me 350K, pretty please?
0:06.3	Posted to... I'm sorry, this post is already absurd.
0:10.5	Posted to Twitter.
0:11.6	This is a long shot, because I don't know if you'll see me,
0:14.9	but would you want to make our Christmas special by helping us get our home built
0:18.7	so that we can raise our son in a safer neighborhood,
0:21.7	we need $350,000 to make it happen. I'd love if you would help with anything at all. Happy
0:29.9	holidays, sweetie. Then the same person tweets at the Arizona Tea Drink Company and says,
0:36.4	I'm sorry, Mr. Arizona Tea, sir and says, I'm sorry.
0:43.6	Mr. Arizona Tea, sir, I recall you being a man who wouldn't raise prices because you have a golden heart.
0:44.7	Would that same golden heart be willing to help a family build a home so that we can
0:48.9	raise our son in a safer neighborhood?
0:51.2	We only need $350,000 to get our land and our home built. Then this lady makes a
0:57.7	GoFundMe, presumably for 350K, and someone on Twitter says, your GoFundMe touched my heart, and I'm genuinely
1:06.7	interested in supporting your cause and make you receive enough donations. I'm here because I care.
1:12.3	Share your GoFundMe link in my inbox now and follow back and I would love to support your
1:17.5	GoFundMe. And the lady replies, genuinely curious why I have to follow you for you to show your
1:24.5	support. The link is there. Are you not able to click it?
1:28.5	Why would I need to DM you?
1:30.5	Guys, all this fake spam isn't cool.
1:33.5	Like, what the heck?
1:34.6	I'm literally trying to move out of a bad situation
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