Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from a cross-reddit.

Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Beggars, where a woman tries to hire a lawyer with cookies.

I did a free drawing for this girl in exchange for a shout-out and she just emailed me back.

It looks nothing like me. Then proceeded to post my art on her instead talking trash about me.

In the email that Choosing Beggar wrote,

I'm sorry, honey, but that looks nothing like me.

And on the Instagram post where she posted the picture she wrote,

please don't draw me emoji laughing while crying emoji like ever, especially if it looks like this.

And what makes this post so good is that her Instagram account is a positivity Instagram.

You can do it a push through life, health and beauty, free space, open space.

Let's talk P-O-P positive on purpose. Look at some of these posts, man.

Look at you, you're tired, but you ain't giving up. Be stronger than yesterday.

A great life requires a great commitment, a commitment called every day. Daily work on yourself.

So I think that when the Choosing Beggar is feeling really down from a long day of just

trashing on innocent people non-stop, she looks at all of her motivational posts and thinks to herself.

No Choosing Beggar, you're better than this. I know that you're tired,

but get out there and keep harassing people for no reason. You can do it.

On this next post, OP is unemployed and married to an attorney and she wants to get a divorce.

So to find a divorce lawyer, she turns to her church and when it doesn't go our way,

she posted this online. The following examples, I think,

maybe more of a difference in our culture. In my church community, this kind of bartering is

commonplace and accepted. This lawyer is not religious, so I think she's in familiar or comfortable

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