r/Choosingbeggars Buy Me a New Phone! It'd BETTER Be iPhone 11!

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🗓️ 15 March 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars This completely delusional choosing beggar seems to believe that strangers on the Internet should buy her a brand new iPhone 11. The crazy thing is that somebody actually agrees to send her an older model iPhone. But what does she do? She insults them! Lady, a free phone is a free phone. Why on earth would you turn that down when you don't have a phone at all? If you like this video and you want to see more, hit that subscribe button for daily Reddit videos! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHkznpehd0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6	Welcome to our Slice Choosing Vegas, where a woman expects a brand new iPhone for free.
0:45.7	Hey, can you upgrade the computer you gave to Blink to 32 gigabytes memory and a new graphics card?
0:52.3	Hi, I'm sure we can sort that out. I'll have to get prices on the components tonight and
0:56.0	get back to you. What price is it? You said that the computer was free for his schoolwork.
1:01.9	Yes, that's correct, but the computer is pretty high-spec. It already has 16 gigabytes of RAM,
1:08.0	which should be more than sufficient for school. That's over 300 bucks worth of upgrades you're
1:12.8	asking for, and that's just the cost of the components. He needs to edit videos on it, so can
1:18.9	you upgrade today? I can come now. Sorry, but the computer was free, and I'm happy to install the
1:26.2	components for you for free, but you'll have to purchase the components you want, and then I can
1:30.2	put them in for you. I don't have $300, and you said it was for school, and he needs it for media
1:37.6	studies. Well, I apologize that it's not up to what he needs it for, but a GPU and 32 gigabytes
1:44.2	of RAM aren't normal school requirements. Like I said, I'm happy to install the components for
1:49.3	free if you provide them, but I can't spend 300 bucks on a computer I gave you for free.
1:55.6	I'm going to tell the admins that you wasted my time. Okay, no problem. You're welcome to return
2:02.0	the computer for a full refund of the purchase price if you're not satisfied. Then we have this
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