r/Choosingbeggars Boomer Seeks Free Child Slave Labor

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🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars Hey kids, how would you like to travel out to some old dude's farm and spend your entire weekend hauling heavy bails of hay up to the top of a barn... for free?! I know, it sounds too good to be true. It's so nice of this boomer to give kids an opportunity to do back-breaking labor for the incredible price of $0/hour. Honestly, it would be rude to turn him down.

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1:24.7	Okay, that's fine, but I don't have any money, so give them to me for free. Unfortunately,
1:30.7	I can't do that. These are pet rats, and I want to make sure they'll be safe, so I charge a five-dollar
1:36.4	re-homing fee per rat. If you think you're for ruining my daughter's birthday, I hope your rats
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