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r/Bestof My Wife has a Dark Secret

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rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 Open marriage 9:18 Joke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:23.0

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0:27.4

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0:33.0

Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back.

0:33.6

Mom!

0:35.7

Up the stairs for something.

0:39.8

Ugh, back down. No idea what I went up for.

0:41.9

Mom, what's for dinner?

0:45.2

Chop, sizzle, done.

0:47.7

Hello Fresh can't slow life down,

0:51.9

but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier.

0:54.1

So its phones down, forks up. Hello, Fresh. Bring back dinner time.

0:56.5

Hello. Welcome to R slash best of redditor updates, where OP is being sued over a joke, she told.

1:05.2

Our next Reddit post is from R slash marriage. We've been married five years. No kids, both 30, both professionals. I was happy.

1:14.0

I thought that she was too. Things have been tense between us lately, and I'm not sure why.

1:19.4

Then, she sits me down for a talk this past Tuesday. I thought she was finally going to tell me

1:24.8

what was bothering her. Instead, she gave me a, we're still young,

1:29.1

and we can try new things speech. Then asked me for an open marriage. I was not prepared for that

1:36.0

and was just stunned. I couldn't come up with anything to say. I was just shocked at the request.

1:42.3

I think she was encouraged and kept selling it to me.

1:45.4

By the time she paused for a response, I'd gotten my head together.

1:49.3

I was pissed, but kept completely calm and told her in no uncertain terms, I was not okay with this.

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