Welcome to our slash best of redditor updates. We're an insane stalker,

tries to kidnap OP. Okay, this next post, it's a weird one. And I thought about not reading it

because the formatting is really clunky, but it's just so bizarre. I had to power through it.

So buckle up on this one because the way I read this is going to be a little bit complicated.

In this post, OP is a woman who works an office job in a cubicle. And her cubicle neighbor has been

writing like a weird journal, I guess, keeping a journal about OP. And then OP got the journal.

So first, I'm going to read OP's commentary, then a journal entry, then OP's commentary,

then a journal entry, and so on and so forth. Okay, first, I'm going to read OP's commentary.

I received these journals plus flowers, candy, and a huge stuffed bear from my former cubicle

neighbor at a job that I worked at for three years. As you'll see, this guy is effing nuts. And before

I start reading the journal, let me describe this journal to you. It is a small red book, probably

about eight inches by four inches. And written on the front of the book is our love forever.

Volume one of blank entry number one, February 26, 2016, wearing brown wrap dress with silver

buckle on belt, three inch heels, also brown hair up a little too much mascara. You and Catherine

were talking about that dumb show, pretty little liars. I tried to get into the show for you,

but after two seasons, I just couldn't take it anymore. Holy moly, that is a vapid garbage.

When we're together, I'll introduce you to amazing TV and movies. Take Mad Men. The sublimeness

and stunning virtuoso performances will bowl you over. Although, I should be careful about

what I introduce you to. The way they try to show the antithesis of how proper housewife should

act is disturbing and clearly done for dramatic license, not routed in reality. I know that you

won't mind staying home to raise our children properly. It's what, oh my god, it's what women

are built for after all. Certainly you need to work now, but have no fear my love. I'll take care

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