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Welcome to R slash best of redditor updates, where O.P.'s husband insists on speaking in a made-up

language, including words like bagayaya and scuppers.

Our next Reddit post comes from R slash am I the butthole. My other half has always been a bit

goofy, giving his own names to things and doing impressions. About 18 months ago, this started to

increase a lot. It's now a constant presence in our lives, and I'm finding it

difficult to live with. For example, he has his own name for most retail outlets, professionals,

and organizations. For example, he calls Walgreens, Eat Your Greens. And he calls Barnes and Noble

sharts and gobbles. He has about 30 to 40 everyday words that

he insists on using in place of normal ones. Scuppers instead of yes. And yeah, you're apparently

supposed to pronounce it that way. Bing! Meaning no. And bagayaya means good nights. He constantly does weird sound impersonations,

not like celebrities or characters, but a single noise that's a made-up sound or something

childish like a fart from a children's TV show. He speaks random words like garbage or

douchebag while burping or farting. He's made up names for all our friends,

which he uses sometimes even under his breath when we're out with them. Pam and Will is

pig and wig. I've just had enough. We got into bed the other night and I said good night and he said

Bacagiaia in the high-pitched voice he always does it in. I snapped and asked why he couldn't just speak to me normally,

and he just laughed and came right up to my face and did it again. His whistling is constant.

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