r/Bestof My Friend Wants to KIDNAP My Baby

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🗓️ 28 July 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 Friend goes nuts 11:47 Comment on similar case 12:22 Another comment 13:03 Dropping out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to our slash best of redditor updates, where OP's friend wants to kidnap her baby.
0:06.8	Our next reddit post is from our slash off my chest. The title is,
0:10.7	my best friend thought that shoving her breast down my daughter's throat to calm her down was
0:15.8	completely okay. So basically what the title says, I have a 10 month old daughter. I'm a 30 year old
0:22.0	woman and I've always been super close with my best friend who's 31. She helped me a lot during
0:28.0	my pregnancy and after childbirth. So it always came naturally to me to ask her for help until
0:33.7	she eventually became something like a nanny for my daughter when needed. She's always been very
0:38.5	eager and happy to help since she had no kids of her own. She had a miscarriage in the past and
0:44.3	stopped trying afterwards. So we were at a mutual friends wedding yesterday. I was holding my
0:49.3	daughter for quite some time since she hates strollers. My best friend came to me and offered to
0:53.7	take her for a while so I could take a break and go chat with some friends. I agreed and whole
0:58.0	heartedly thanked her. After 20 minutes or so I came back to where we were and she wasn't there.
1:03.5	So I started looking for her in the garden and she was literally nowhere to be found. Finally,
1:09.1	after another 10 minutes I managed to find her and I see her talking to some people while holding
1:14.0	my baby with her boob shoved down my daughter's throat. I literally tried my best to keep my
1:20.1	composure and not to scream so I went to her and said that we had to talk. After reaching a quiet
1:26.0	place I yelled, what the f is wrong with you and why are you nursing my daughter? She looked at me
1:32.4	and disbelieved and replied that she understood that it was the best way to call my daughter and that
1:37.4	there's nothing wrong about it, adding that it could very well be her daughter? What the f?
1:43.6	I was shocked but we couldn't keep up this conversation because we had to get back inside for
1:48.6	the wedding cake. I told her that we would have to continue this discussion later on.
1:53.2	We never did but now we agreed to meet today in a couple of hours.
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