Have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?

Not much to it, is there?

Unless, of course, it's a Walker's sandwich.

Mmm, that is good.

Now that's what Asani should sound like.

Go all crisp in with walkers.

Delicious.

Welcome to R slash Best of Redditor updates, where O.P.'s father is romantically attracted to her.

Our next Reddit post is from R.S.S. Relationships. My mother died of cancer when I was seven.

At that time, my father was nowhere to be found. He'd left my mother when I was less than one year old. I grew up with my mom and older brother.

When my mom died, my brother became my guardian. He took good care of me and always made me feel safe and comfortable.

He's been mother and father and brother for me at the same time. Two years ago, my father came back and asked to be part of our lives

again. I'm currently 16. He said that he changed and wants to make things right. He initially used to

come around once a week for a few hours, and it was nice. However, recently, in the past two months,

he's acting creepy, which makes me uncomfortable.

He texts me about my looks all the time.

Tells me I look like a complete woman now.

It makes me feel weird.

Last week, he asked about my sex life, which I am not comfortable talking to him about.

He asked me if I watch adult videos and if I do what positions I

like. I mean, this is creepy, right? I don't like it. My brother talked to me about intercourse,

but it was about safety and consent and things like that. Never these details that my father asks.

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