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Our next reddit post comes from our slash true off my chest. I wear normal pants to work.

Our dress code is business casual, and I've gotten myself sized by a reputable tailor.

All my slacks and chinos are from normal brands that you'd find at Macy's and our normal slash

relaxed fit. However, yesterday, my boss called me into our office and told me I would no longer be

allowed to wear the pants that I normally wear to the office and would have to wear something

less revealing. Apparently, my bulge is inappropriate for the workplace.

Now, I have a normally sized penis. I actually effing measured it to make sure that I wasn't crazy,

and I'm pretty close to the US average. Would a woman with large breasts be told that she can't

wear anything but baggy clothes? Would she be told by her boss that she must wear nothing but

restrictive sports bras to work? I doubt it, especially in my workplace, where women two seats

down for me wear far more provocative clothing than my frickin' slacks. I asked her, what should I

wear instead? These are my size, and she just said, just go buy something looser or get a bigger size.

I'm not rebying my entire collection of work pants. Go ahead and report me to HR. Let's see

them try to fire me for having too much dick. OP actually took a picture of his pants,

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