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r/Bestof I Took a 7 Year "Break" From my Husband & Kids

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:13 Fraud marriage 6:58 Awful mother Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to our slash best of redditor updates, where OP finds out that his marriage is a lie,

0:05.9

and for the past 10 years, his wife has been secretly in love with his best friend.

0:10.5

Our next reddipose comes from our slash marriage.

0:13.2

My wife married me because of my best friend.

0:16.5

This sounds fake. It sounds like a drama script.

0:19.3

I don't effing care. I need to get it out somewhere or I'm going to go nuts.

0:23.4

We're all from the same school. Apparently, my wife had a huge crush on my best friend since junior high,

0:29.8

and my best friend knew about this.

0:32.0

It's been 10 years since we got married, and my wife still loves him.

0:36.2

That makes it 10 plus years of one-sided love from her to him,

0:41.0

and 12 years of my one-sided love to her.

0:44.2

She only got close to me and dated me so that she could stay in touch with my best friend.

0:49.6

She wanted to be a part of his life no matter what,

0:52.7

so she chose me as a scapegoat, and here I thought she loved me.

0:57.8

How did I find this out? She told me three weeks ago.

1:01.2

Why did she tell me? Because I decided that we were ready for a child,

1:05.2

and I brought up the discussion over dinner.

1:07.4

She told me that she could make love to me,

1:09.9

she could marry me, and even act like she loved me,

1:13.5

and obviously did a pretty good job at it,

1:16.0

but she can't bear to give birth to a child that's mine and not his.

1:20.8

She can't give birth to a child that looks like me and not him,

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