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My brother is really, really creepy.

Like, really effing creepy to the point where I look at him and I have serial killer thoughts.

Then I realize what I'm thinking and I feel guilty.

Yesterday, for example, he picked me up at the

university and was supposed to take me to the mall because I needed to buy some things. I realized the

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