I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy.

Oh, God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

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because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. Tis and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.com. Welcome to R-slash-am-I-the-butthole, where Opie's wife gets repeated surgeries to make herself look like a toddler. Am I the butthole for divorcing my wife over her

surgeries? wife gets repeated surgeries to make herself look like a toddler. Am I the butthole for divorcing my

wife over her surgeries and decisions? I'm a 28-year-old guy, and I've been married to my 27-year-old

wife for four years. It started when she became obsessed with Asians since I'm Asian. She began

discussing wanting surgery, and I told her she's perfect

the way she is. She eventually got certain surgeries for her eyelids and face area mostly. It's gotten

worse. She got more surgeries to make herself look like a young child. She'll go to stores and

legit buy toddler-like clothing to make herself seem adorable. She's gotten into Discord and

makes baby sounds and it's been concerning. I had a serious talk with her because she keeps trying

to act like a kid, making spills, and not knowing how to clean up when she's a grown adult.

She told me I was being controlling and manipulative about

what she liked. After a while, I was done and I divorced her on the spot because last time I checked,

I don't like kids or people trying to act like a kid. Her parents attacked me for not supporting

her and her friends too. This sounds a lot like a fetish, some kind of, I don't know, baby, young child fetish-sizing role play thing, and she just decided, hey, you know what, I'm just going to do it, and I hope my husband's going along with it instead of talking about it like adults. So I don't blame you for jumping ship, O.P., you get zero out of five buttholes. Am I the butthole because I can't stop obsessing over a prank that ruined my wedding experience

and left me furious, even though my wife says I need to get over it?

I had an amazing wedding experience that was completely ruined by a prank that my wife and friends played during the garter removal. During the reception,

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