r/Bestof I'm Getting Sued Because I Refused to Die

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rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:10 Damages 3:55 Accusations 9:24 Video chat 13:55 Half brother Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:45.3	Early in November, me and my friend Aaron went to pick up car parts that he had bought on eBay.
0:50.2	We had to go through some back roads to get to the property, and we picked it up, and all was well.
0:50.7	It had been raining for part of the day, but it really picked up when we were loading
0:54.9	parts. Later, we got to a causeway we'd passed only an hour before, but it was now covered in what
1:01.0	looked like half a meter of water, and we stopped. I'd been navigating, and I knew that we could
1:06.5	back up and take another much longer route, even though the highway was just a bit on the other side of the causeway.
1:12.5	There was no way I'd go through the water the way it was looking, because I'd been caught on a causeway
1:18.2	20 years ago in less water than this, and I had my car pushed off into the river, and I didn't want to risk it.
1:25.4	I didn't lose the car, but it's one of the scariest moments of my life.
1:30.0	I said that we had to turn back and we could take a different road 10 kilometers around, but that
1:35.6	would take us via a bridge over the same river. Aaron decided to push on and started moving, and I
1:41.7	panicked and got straight out of the car. It was far more water than what I went through when I nearly lost my car and life before.
1:50.3	I got out of the car well before Aaron hit the water, though, so I didn't let water in the car, by the way.
1:56.3	Aaron didn't even get halfway across, and the water pushed his car off the side, rolled it completely
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