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r/Bestof I'm Divorcing My Hospitalized Wife

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🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 Divorce 6:15 Cut off 11:46 Suspicious cash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Our next Reddit post is from R. slash Am I the Butthole?

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Am I the Butthole for initiating divorce while my wife is in the hospital after a car accident?

1:05.7

My wife had two kids before we got married, and they have an actively involved father.

1:10.0

We also have two children of our own.

1:11.9

My wife is a terrible driver, but she refuses to acknowledge this. She's been in multiple accidents,

1:18.7

and even had her license suspended. Not for a DUI or anything, just because she's a terrible driver.

1:24.8

She'll do stuff like reach into the back seat to deal with a kid rather than either pull

1:30.1

over or let me or one of the other kids deal with it.

1:32.9

She got T-boned in August last year because she took her foot off the break at a red light

1:38.0

to pick up my son's soother that had fallen out.

1:40.6

She didn't put the car in park.

1:42.6

Thankfully, only she was injured. All four kids were in the car.

1:46.7

I've had it! I told her that she's welcome to endanger herself and her kids, but that if I'm in

1:53.1

the car or if our children are in the car, then she'll keep her eyes on the road and her hands

1:58.1

on the steering wheel. She's finally at the point in her rehab where she can drive again.

2:02.6

I reminded her of what I said.

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