r/Bestof I Invited a Homeless Guy to a Costume Party
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🗓️ 26 August 2025
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| 1:00.8 | R slash best of Redditor updates, where OP takes a homeless guy to a costume party and |
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| 1:22.1 | I'm a 24-year-old guy, |
| 1:23.7 | and last night I convinced a random homeless man |
| 1:26.9 | to come with me to a house party. I was very high |
| 1:30.5 | when I made this decision. The house party was also a costume party. I had an extra costume, |
| 1:35.8 | but not an extra person, so stoned me was like, why not go out and find an extra person? |
| 1:42.0 | The homeless man in my street was at the top of my list of |
| 1:45.6 | potential candidates. I approached him and asked if he was keen to go to a house party dressed as a |
| 1:51.2 | stormtrooper. He asked if there'd be food. I said yes. And alcohol. The homeless man was in. |
| 1:58.1 | We showed up at the house party together. I was dressed as Jesus, white robe, |
| 2:02.7 | crown of thorns, hippie hair, you know, the conventional version. The homeless man was |
| 2:07.4 | dressed from head to toe as an average stormtrooper. I encouraged him to avoid removing |
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