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Our next reddit posted from stories about Kevin. This is about a Kevin who I went to high school with.

I didn't know him on a very personal level but we were in the same friend group so we saw

each other quite often. Kevin was an idiot. From 9th to 11th grade, here are some of the things

that occurred. We had pajama day at our school and Kevin showed up in boxers with a hole in them

and barefoot. He was immediately sent home. Kevin believed that Hens birth chicks and only

late eggs are some type of miscarriage. Kevin once found a snake in a field, stuck it in his

backpack and thought that it would be an amazing idea to show it to his biology teacher. Once in

English class, we had to give a PowerPoint presentation on someone from Greek mythology.

It was a simple and small assignment that our teacher gave us for an easy A.

Kevin did his PowerPoint on Hercules based off the Disney movie. He got somewhere around 50%.

He later told a friend of ours that he didn't think that it would matter since it was supposed

to be accurate. We shared American history together and once during an exam a question was

something like was Thomas Jefferson an advocate against slavery and Kevin wrote something along

the lines of yes because he was also black and was confused why his answer was wrong because

he thought Thomas Jefferson was black because of the actor who portrayed him in Hamilton.

Kevin got a job as a waiter at a local diner. One customer asked if they could have another straw

because theirs got accidentally bent and it wasn't sucking properly. Kevin proceeded to

pick up the customer's drink, drink it himself to test it, set it back down and gave them another

straw. Kevin got fired shortly after. Kevin thought that ISIS was a country in North Korea.

Kevin thought Judaism no longer existed. Kevin decided to streak across the field during a football

game, wearing a Halloween mask. The following Monday, Kevin went to the office to ask for his

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