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Welcome to R slash best of redditor updates, where O.P wants to hire a fake kid for a hundred

bucks. Our next Reddit post comes from R slash Harrisonburg, which if this is Harrisonburg, Virginia, that's where I went to college.

And the title is, I need a fake kid to piss off my wife.

My wife and I are watching Elf together, and we saw the part where Buddy's real dad tells his wife about Buddy, and his

wife gets excited about the surprise adult kid that pops into their life from a time before

they knew each other. I point out to my wife that it's a little unbelievable that the wife in the

movie would immediately be on board. I then comment that she, as in my actual wife, would actually be

mad at me in this situation, even if I genuinely didn't know this kid existed and it was conceived

before I even met her. She denies that this would make her mad, but I know my wife. We're in our

early 20s and we've been married for 10 years together for 12. Oh my god, this post.

So I need like a 20 year old kid to knock on the door and tell me they're my kid and that they just

wanted to meet me. You got to be convincing and really talk about how your mom and I were once

really happy before she died of something tragic,

dealer's choice. The job pays a hundred bucks. Gender, race, et cetera, doesn't matter, as long as you can pass for your early 20s. Shouldn't take more than an hour of the length this guy is going

just to prove his wife wrong. These people really have been married for 10

years. Shouldn't take more than an hour of conversation, then you get a call or something and you

have to leave. I want to do this soon after the new year. You come up with the backstory and I'll

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