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am i the butthole where op possibly saves her co-worker's life am i the butthole for calling an ambulance which got my

co-worker fired? I'm a 27-year-old woman, and I was at a group work training for my job this

past weekend. This company put a bunch of us up in a hotel and had us attend a day-long

presentation about our goals for the next quarter. We're in sales, and it's highly competitive,

and the group

consisted of mostly older employees with me being the youngest. After a full day of meetings,

a few of us decided to get dinner at a restaurant down the street from our hotel. We carpooled,

and when we arrived, one of the older ladies, Deborah, who's in her 50s, was already there

standing at the bar. We invited

her to join us for food, but she declined, and we moved on with our nights. I had two beers

with dinner, so I'm not judging, but as we finished our meal, it became clear that Deborah

was plastered. She was stumbling, even though the ground was level and was slurring pretty badly.

As we left, Deborah came outside with us and reached for her car keys. I immediately stopped her

and said that I would drive her back to our hotel. She agreed, but as she went to grab the

passenger door handle, she missed and fell straight back onto the pavement,

hitting the back of her head.

I don't mean to sound gross, but it sounded like someone dropped a carton of eggs.

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